Tobias, now with more Laughing Squid!

by Tobias on January 2, 2010

No, I am not referring to my dreadlocks’ squid like appearance.  I have been invited to be a guest blogger on LaughingSquid.com

Here is my first post:

Golden Arak: Ramallah Rocket Fuel

I very quickly made a video to demonstrate a tasting of Golden Arak.  The video is meant for the Laughing Squid post, but it is also on Vimeo:

Ramallah Rocket Fuel: Bottled from T.bias on Vimeo.

The creative divining rods have been unleashed from their tin foil shielded carrying case and I am now actively on the search for veins of Pure Laughing Squid Content Gold™.

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Stuck in the Cold

by Tobias on December 23, 2009

Here in Laurel, MD it is currently 20° (F).

I came back to my friends’ place late and was unable to get inside.  I tried every entrance, but no luck.  I wondered if I should call and wake up my friends at such a late hour.

You may ask yourself, “Why on earth would Tobias hesitate to call his friends to let him in no matter how late the hour when the evening may dip into the teens?!”

The answer is this:

I was wearing Altama boots, two layers of socks, a sweater, a scarf, a wool Swiss army coat meant for winter warfare, I, by chance, had an emergency blanket in my jacket pocket, and best of all…I had a plastic bag full of ~20 chemical hand warmers.

They would have found a very funny looking man wrapped up in a silver blanket, dreads down to his ankles and his body littered with star shaped chemical pocket warmers cuddled up in a patch of 2ft snow.

I then remembered that I had my laptop on me and it wouldn’t make it through the cold so I called my friend and woke him up to let me in.

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Twitter Account

by Tobias on December 21, 2009

I am currently trying to get my twitter account, @TobiasTenney, unlocked from the grips of Twitter Support.

Hopefully the twitter feed on this blog on the right in addition to the twitter feed you might subscribe to will be sorted out in the near future.

Many thanks for your patience!

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Beethoven

Freude, schöner Götterfunken!

by Tobias on December 16, 2009

In honor of Beethoven’s birthday in 1770, I would like to take note of my personal favourite of his works:

Symphony No. 9 in D minor

As we all know, D minor is the saddest of all keys*. That being said, I find the 9th to have the ark of life; a life well lived with nothing but highlights, of course, as there are no boring parts.  It would be nice if life were actually to have this ark with no boring parts, but I’m sure Beethoven didn’t want to highlight the wonderful moments of “brushing of teeth” or “waiting in line at the DMV”.


(Hit play now and enjoy the music while you read and continue to enjoy while you surf elsewhere.)

The piece starts as if the strings are being tuned as they fade in, and, like a slap on the ass, the music comes screaming into existence.  Happiness forms like worms in your ear.  Sadness dances under the guise of melody. The end is a climax of pure joy; a true “La petite mort” in almost every way, except being “petite”.

The poem it is based on is a celebration of life which Beethoven modified.  When it is time for my friends and family to look back upon my time on this earth, I hope they can listen to this song and revel in a life lived.

Lyrics bellow via wikipedia. Words written by Beethoven (not Schiller, the original writer of Ode to Joy) are shown in italics.

German original
English translation
O Freunde, nicht diese Töne!
Sondern laßt uns angenehmere anstimmen,
und freudenvollere.
Freude! Freude!
Oh friends, not these tones!
Rather, let us raise our voices in more pleasing
And more joyful sounds!
Joy! Joy!
Freude, schöner Götterfunken
Tochter aus Elysium,
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische, dein Heiligtum!
Deine Zauber binden wieder
Was die Mode streng geteilt;
Alle Menschen werden Brüder,
Wo dein sanfter Flügel weilt.
Joy, beautiful spark of gods
Daughter of Elysium,
We enter drunk with fire,
Heavenly one, your sanctuary!
Your magic binds again
What custom strictly divided.
All men become brothers,
Where your gentle wing rests.
Wem der große Wurf gelungen,
Eines Freundes Freund zu sein;
Wer ein holdes Weib errungen,
Mische seinen Jubel ein!
Ja, wer auch nur eine Seele
Sein nennt auf dem Erdenrund!
Und wer’s nie gekonnt, der stehle
Weinend sich aus diesem Bund!
Whoever has had the great fortune
To be a friend’s friend,
Whoever has won a devoted wife,
Join in our jubilation!
Indeed, whoever can call even one soul,
His own on this earth!
And whoever was never able to, must creep
Tearfully away from this band!
Freude trinken alle Wesen
An den Brüsten der Natur;
Alle Guten, alle Bösen
Folgen ihrer Rosenspur.
Küße gab sie uns und Reben,
Einen Freund, geprüft im Tod;
Wollust ward dem Wurm gegeben,
Und der Cherub steht vor Gott.
Joy all creatures drink
At the breasts of nature;
All good, all bad
Follow her trail of roses.
Kisses she gave us, and wine,
A friend, proven in death;
Pleasure was to the worm given,
And the cherub stands before God.
Froh, wie seine Sonnen fliegen
Durch des Himmels prächt’gen Plan,
Laufet, Brüder, eure Bahn,
Freudig, wie ein Held zum Siegen.
Glad, as His suns fly
Through the Heaven’s glorious design,
Run, brothers, your race,
Joyful, as a hero to victory.
Seid umschlungen, Millionen!
Diesen Kuß der ganzen Welt!
Brüder, über’m Sternenzelt
Muss ein lieber Vater wohnen.
Ihr stürzt nieder, Millionen?
Ahnest du den Schöpfer, Welt?
Such’ ihn über’m Sternenzelt!
Über Sternen muss er wohnen.
Be embraced, millions!
This kiss for the whole world!
Brothers, above the starry canopy
Must a loving Father dwell.
Do you bow down, millions?
Do you sense the Creator, world?
Seek Him beyond the starry canopy!
Beyond the stars must He dwell.

Seid umschlungen, Millionen!
Diesen Kuß der ganzen Welt!
Brüder, über’m Sternenzelt
Muss ein lieber Vater wohnen.
Seid umschlungen,
Diesen Kuß der ganzen Welt!
Freude, schöner Götterfunken
Tochter aus Elysium,
Freude, schöner Götterfunken

Be embraced, you millions!
This kiss for the whole world!
Brothers, beyond the star-canopy
Must a loving Father dwell.
Be embraced,
This kiss for the whole world!
Joy, beautiful spark of gods,
Daughter of Elysium,
Joy, beautiful spark of gods

*Lick My Love Pump – Nigel Tufnel


Spinal Tap – Lick My Love Pump – Funny videos are here

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AVCHD

by admin on October 15, 2009

This is a place holder.

In the future I will write about my trials and turbulations with the AVCHD and AVCHD Lite format.

I have been using it since I acquired a Panasonic DMC-ZS3 (also known in other regions as the Panasonic DMC-TZ7).

Until then, please be patient.  I have much information on the subject…

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Introduction

by admin on October 14, 2009

I have had many words to say and write over the years. I have thrown them around, sometimes with great care, in various places. I am creating this site to be my home base, my helipad, my notepad, my empty beer coaster…

Hopefully I will help share, enlighten, and explore with you.

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